She was prepared: So now what?

As about .05% of the spam bots who read my blog know, yesterday’s season 3 finale saw the fulfillment of what a lot of people have been expecting and/or dreading for quite a while; the egghead became a princess, complete with wings and a coronation ceremony.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re not that in that .05%. Go home. Nothing to see here.

If you do know what the hell I’m talking about, or you are simply curious, stay awhile, and listen. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before; analyze an episode of a kid’s show.

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Filly, you’ll be a princess, soon

For 99% of the few people who actually read Bullp*ss; you can go about your business. As indicated by the title, this probably doesn’t concern you. Everybody else, come in a bit closer. It is time for rumors to be dispelled. I have something to tell you.

I’m actually listening to Urge Overdrive Neil Diamond right now.

Yeah. There has always been something cool about that song. I think it is the toy piano.

Also, Twilight Sparkle is becoming an Alicorn princess.

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Thanks, J-Man.

Now that I have a angry comment, I can finally like myself!

I finally got a real comment. Somebody finally bitched about something I wrote. I feel as if this is a  milestone in my blogging career. I usually don’t get comments from people I don’t know, and even then, they’re usually just agreeing with me. How boring. If you look at all the popular articles, videos, and blogs out there, you’ll see they’re full of horribly written criticism that usually borders on the unintelligible.  This is the sign of a successful Internet venture. I think it is what God intended, if God was the guy who came up with the idea allowing comments.

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Spoilers Ahead: MLP Season 2 ends with bedlam

She'll swallow your frickin' soul!

I won’t be long. I’ve got a reception to get back to. I just wanted to say a few words about the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 2 finale, A Canterlot Wedding.

Frigging amazing.

Especially for a show aimed at a younger demographic. After all, what kind of show “for little girls” has a wedding degrade into a total melee between ponies and a Fae-like changing queen and her hideous minions? A cool one, that’s what kind of show.

Of course, now that I think about it, most weddings are probably instigated by changelings.

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RBD Demolition INC.

Microsoft Paint is a bastard. I stole borrowed the explosion and Rainbow Dash vectors from Somepony and ShadowillHCR over at Deviant Art. You can get anything there. Marvelous place, really. I wanted to do something like this since I saw THIS last year. Really; you should watch it.

Two Cool, but Unrelated Things: AKA; the lazy post.

First off, I’d like to say this: I had no clue who Whitney Houston was. I was pretty sure she was Tina Turner, because every song I thought Houston did was actually done by Tina Turner. What’s the difference anyway, other than one of them is an Iranian spy? They’re both from the same era, both performed some songs, both had abusive men in their life, and both haven’t done anything relevant since the early 90’s.

Onward, to the amphibians, and animation cycles.

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Why We Can’t Have Nice Things 3: The continuing saga of a little grey mare.

A lot has happened since I wrote, only last week, about the “controversy” surrounding the speaking part of Ponyville’s favorite ditzy pegasus, Ditzy (Derpy Whooves) Doo.  Soon after my article, it seemed Derpy’s fate was to be sent to the moon, as “The Last Roundup” vanished from iTunes, her name was stricken from the websites of those affiliated with the show, and Welovefine, the official merchandise outlet for “adult” pony stuff, renamed  items emblazoned with her image.

However, as quickly as it had vanished, her name reappeared, and the offending episode appeared smack-dab in the center of the official My Little Pony Page. Now, rumor has it, Hasbro officials have said Derpy won’t be sent to the moon after all.

What da hell?

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